I finally got my other wisdom tooth pulled yesterday, I wussed out before and cancelled my appointment. After it was out the dental assistant or whatever she is tells me all the rules about what to d

You oughta thank your Momma for a butt like that… If you have a great ass then go right ahead and thank your Mom, and while you’re at it thank her for giving birth to and keeping you alive until you

Let me start this off by saying that if your kids happen to get a swing set from their grandma, and you happen to be the stupid ass that says “ sure we can put this together”, then please re-think th

*Sigh*, can you imagine….twins ? I feel like I should be there for her/him to say hello or good bye. Jess, that is so wrong. What ? It was my embryo dammit. I dunno about you but to tell you the

Ya know…if your job is to cut and style peoples hair every day, don’t you think you should maybe do your own fucking hair ? Why do people think I will pay them to do my hair when they aren’t even cap